He didn't even see it coming. He's all like "yeah, what's up? Just cruisin in my bass boat like a man, cause I'm so manly like that. Got my man hat and my shades on. You filming this? Make sure you get my manly side."
"What in tarnation!"
According to the person who uploaded this video to Youtube this fish is actually a carp, (we just said salmon cause people actually know what that is). And incase you were wondering, his shirt says "I love lower energy bills."